BACON GALLERY OF BACON |
BACONTRY"Bacon Poetry" OR "Bacon Try" Some Today
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I can feel my heart clogging Quadruple bypass There once was a pig from Peru, Who said, “I love bacon, too. I know it’s a sin, but I can’t help but give in, Bacon just makes me go WOO!” Bacon, bacon on my mind Will you give me a big behind? NO I say, this can’t be true Fatty pork is good for you So when you walk that market aisle A package of bacon should make you smile Be not afraid of it on your plate Your mood, you see, will elevate Bacon. Bacon on my mind In the fridge you are enshrined! The bacon sizzles and greasy ambassadors fall upon the stove. Bacon you are divine Even though I fear a size 59 But still, I gobble up your meat Then hit the gym in caloric defeat Oh bacon, how I love your juicy strips Is all this fat going straight to my hips? I don’t care what everyone will think Bacon, you are perfect with a drink You are what you eat they say, Will I turn into a hog someday? The Problem With Bacon Is the darned sodium. My high blood pressure pills sit exactly one foot away as a reminder that bacon needs to be out of the equation. Sometimes, I will slip a couple of those dark red slices on a turkey sandwich, just for a little extra flavor, just for the thought of being a little defiant. And certainly, some bacon pieces from a jar on the top of some frozen pizza can’t hurt me. It has less fat than pan fried, or so the jar tells me. Turkey bacon is a nice alternative. It does get quite crispy and almost matches the aroma. However, the texture isn’t quite the same. The experience is not as satisfying. There isn’t really a problem with bacon, except that I could never really give it up. It has me firmly in its salty, maple cured grasp. Sweet sweet slab of meat There’s someone you should meet It’s my mouth, sucka. The meat sizzles now Bubbling in that hot pan Get in my mouth, now! The pig is now dead That thing should be sainted though Heavens me, bacon! The perfect dinner The thick steak wrapped in bacon Then wrapped in bacon The perfect breakfast Bacon omelet with bacon With side of bacon The perfect lunch is? A BLT with more B Then a lot more B Sodium nitrate It courses through my body Eating pig carcass With words I cannot express That without bacon we’re under duress Pork uniting us equally With a love that’s delightfully Positive and exuberant Bacon is a hate deterrent Salty, crunchy and addicting It’s utterly delicious and uplifting |