PUNS - The homophonic pun, a common type, uses word pairs which sound alike (homophones) but are not synonymous.

Punny Ones

Below are just a small list of funny puns that I have found over time.

• Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off? He's all right now.
• I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. Then it hit me.
• I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. It's impossible to put down.
• I don't trust these stairs because they're always up to something.
• I'm glad I know sign language, it's pretty handy.
• I couldn't quite remember how to throw a boomerang, but eventually it came back to me.
• Police were called to a daycare where a three-year-old was resisting a rest.
• To write with a broken pencil is pointless.
• Yesterday I accidentally swallowed some food coloring. The doctor says I'm OK, but I feel like I've dyed a little inside.